This site was actually built by Loch Ness, a.k.a. Nessie.

Muckster Mike is a more experienced webmaster than Nessie is.

The bad news is that there is no way for you to order any of these videos.

The bad news is that this site is a lot smaller and less complex than it would be if Mike built it.

The good news is that poor Mike, having never been born, wasn't really offed in quicksand.

The best news of all is that if Nessie herself accidentally bumped into a stash of quicksand video hidden in her own home...

Nothing would please her more.

Anybody wanna sneak in here and plant me some?)

Since this is simply a site built to accommodate the short story, "Where In The World Is Muckster Mike?", here are the acknowledgements.

Photo Credits:

"Muckster Mike's Home Page"

Background Photo:

Warbeck

Mud in Photo:

Dr. Yen

Arm:

Dr. Yen's

Model:

Who knows? Photo sent by Kaol.

"Nice Lady, Bad Date, No Bottom, The End"

Background Photo:

Dave Lodoski

Legs:

eBay (they sold the shorts)

Maria:

Who knows? Photo sent by Kaol.

"The Princess, The Pea, And The Pit"

Background Photo:

Dave Lodoski

Tonia:

I really can't remember, but this outfit is so STUPID that I have to let you see the original. YES, they put eyes in the fur.

"She Wasn't Even TRYING."

Background Photo:

Dave Lodoski

Model:

Net Grab

"The Virgin Quicksand Initiation Of The Chaste Horny Skinny Dippin' Babe"

Background Photo:

Dave Lodoski

Model:

Who knows? Sent by Kaol.

"This sure is pretty, ain't it?"

Photo:

Dr. Yen

"Happy Sinking!"

Loch Ness

All Other Photos:

Miscellaneous Net Grabs

Writer & Photocompositor:

Loch Ness

And many thanks to my quicksand mentor, Kaol, of the Ol' Sinkin' Hole.