From our home office in the Great Dismal Swamp, here are the:

TOP TEN USES FOR QUICKSAND



10. Dispose of ex-wives without the hassle of attorneys



9. Use it to fill your water bed -- voila!  Quicksand bed!



8. High fiber drink



7. Keep a bucket of it in back of your car to get traction on ice,

or to play with when you are bored



6. Solves the problem of where to take date after the prom



5. Phrase, "So, ever been in quicksand?" great ice-breaker at parties



4. Gives wonderful cardiovascular work-out when trying to get free



3. Hey gals, once you sink to a certain depth, it lifts and 

seperates -- WonderQ!



2. Great plot device! (see http://www.wwwi.com/~jthicket/stories/)



1. Duh! Sex!