TOP TEN THINGS OVERHEARD FROM COMIC BOOK

CHARACTERS ENCOUNTERING QUICKSAND



10. "Holy quicksand, Batman!" --Robin



9. "Veronica, if you'd just step in there with Betty, 

I think I could make a keen video" --Archie



8. "Great Hera, if only I can spread my thighs a little 

wider...mmm, yesssss!" --Wonder Woman



7. "Hmm, I wonder how I can get Lois in this?" --Superman



6. "Quicksand can't hold me!  I will free myself, 

in the next hour or three." --Supergirl



5. "Oooooooh, oooooooh, don't stop!  

Don't stop!" --Batgirl



4. "Holy moley, I think I'm getting a woody!" --Shazam



3. "Goodness, this feels purrrrrfect on my pussy...cat." --Catwoman



2. "Catwoman, if you'll just...shift...over...this way...a little...there!  

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah!" --Batman



1. "You mean squeeze them together like this, 

Mr. Blaine?" -- Millie the Model