TOP TEN EUPHEMISMS FOR HAVING SEX IN QUICKSAND



10. Doing the dirty deed



9. Boogie in the bog



8. Super Sloppy Double Dare



7. Sinking it in slowly



6. Going down -- literally



5. The Mire Mambo



4. Playing beat the clock



3. The Bog Bang



2. Wink wink, glub glub, say no more



1. Doing the Pokey-fenokee