TOP TEN DANGERS OF QUICKSAND SEX



10. Physically addictive



9. Psychologically addictive



8. Pregnancy (no, quicksand is *not* an effective contraceptive!)



7. Not being able to find a willing partner, dammit!



6. Psychologically addictive



5. Intense friction can lead to sensitive abrasions



4. During long bouts of lovemaking, breathing may become

a problem



3. You may go blind (oh, sorry, that's a danger of "your hand" sex)



2. May lead to joining spam-laden newsgroup



1. Psychologically addictive (hmm, I may have a problem here)