TOP TEN SLOGANS FOR THE PROMOTION OF QUICKSAND BY THE QUICKSAND MARKETING 
DEPARTMENT

10. Got quicksand?
9. Just for the thrill of it -- Quicksand!
8. Quicksand is for lovers.
7. Four out of five doctors recommend quicksand for their patients who 
choose to sink.
6. Quicksand -- it's not just for breakfast anymore.
5. I'd walk a mile for some quicksand.
4. It doesn't get any deeper than this.
3. Quicksand -- you keep on sinking and sinking and sinking...
2. Quicksand -- it does a body good.
1. The best thing about quicksand is it has 'U' and 'I' in it together!