10. I can't believe I'm doing this.

9. Did you really drop a diamond ring in here?

8. And this really turns you on, does it?

7. Are you sure this will beautify my skin?

6. The rope? I thought *you* were supposed to bring the rope!

5. Geez, when you said you wanted me to go down, I had no idea!

4. What the hell do you mean you forgot to load the camera?

3. Tell me again how much you're paying me for this.

2. No, they aren't buoyant enough to keep me afloat!

1. Oh, my god, this makes me so horny! (Hey, we can dream, can't we?}