10. No tight jar lids to wrestle open
9. Never tears the bread when you spread it on
8. No good 'peanut butter' video clip tapes available
7. Doesn't stick to the roof of your mouth
6. Quicksand fetishers can beat the crap out of peanut butter fetishers
5. No fat, no cholesterol!
4. Quicksand: No additives, no artificial coloring, just the way nature intended!
3. If you think quicksand's bad, try getting peanut butter out of your hair!
2. Choosey mothers REALLY choose quicksand
1. Hard to find vats of peanut butter big enough for beautiful fantasy babes to get caught in
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